We should talk about the time I went out for milk. In May, when green happens and afternoons start to stretch and yawn — that really is the golden time for cookies.
There are two sure-fire ways to draw a smile. A chocolate chip cookie is one way. The other way? It has nothing to do with food — it has nothing to do with sugar. The other way is riding a bicycle. Despite what you think, that is not a euphemism.