Contemplative Albert Einstein

Time-Travel Experiments

136 words published on March 27th

We know little about Einstein’s time-travel experiments. We know he succeeded. We know about the gambling problem. We know about the bees. And as of last week, we know about Miley Cyrus.

She used a pseudonym, of course. He called her Bridgette. She called him Harrison. She was a violin student. He was a movie producer.

As for the conversations about Bridgette being from the future? His associates, his wife, his children all thought it was Albert being Albert. They thought he was trying to explain wormholes.

It’s the pictures we have of them together at baseball games in the 80s that first raised suspicion. And the photograph of a much older Miley licking Albert’s cheek at the Grand Canyon.

“From the future!” he’d say and pull his hair from his face. “Look at her shoes!”